So, step one, Manu gives everyone a number...

... in a stocking that makes it non-trivial for the drunk people.

Then Manu takes a fairly simple game and confuses the hell out of every drunk person in the room by explaining it.

But we have food, beer, lots of open flames, and quite a few drunk Russians, so it's all good.

So first up, we have...

a fish hat!

Followed by an NFL USB mouse.

There's nothing to see here, move along folks...

Ok, Ok, it's the ever classic cash.

which no one likes to have stolen from them.

But a good game of checker shots may chear them back up.

It's... more cash...

... but wait, that's not all. It's a 20 and a bottle of Absolute.

And it's a portable cd player. Hey, cheer up, it could have been an inflatable sheep.

More alcohol!

Spread the holiday cheer with... Death!

After having something stolen yet again, the tree yields... music.

Martin surprises us all and steals the... fish hat?!?

And winner of the best present award goes to....

yes, that's right folks...

it's the female masturbation kit!

ohh, the many uses of such a present.

And lets not forget, the best stories in life aren't about Jesus, not even about alcohol (though that's a close second), they are about dodgeball.

At least the female masturbation kit can be put to better use this way.